Conundrum

How to silence a pro-lifer with a simple questionnaire.

The following is from the point of view of myself speaking directly to the aforementioned rights-trouncing dolt:

Do you now, or have you ever owned a pet that you had spayed or neutered?

If you answered yes, continue reading. If not, move to question two.

As you may well be aware, reproductive organs are a big help when it comes to procreation. Spaying or neutering a pet involves the surgical removal of some rather essential bits and pieces of said system by a qualified professional whom you pay to do so...without the consent of the animal, I assure you.

Now, I know you may be convulsing with restraint and itching to argue that it's different because "they're animals and we're not," but that's just plain scientifically inaccurate, so hush your facehole.

We are, in fact, animals, we just happen to have the intelligence to be able to recognize that, so I suggest you use it.

Have you ever eaten?

Yes, that's the entire question.

"Have you ever eaten?"

Anything?

Ever?

I understand you may want to contest this question's relevance immediately, but I implore you once again to bring your lips together in a non-sound-emitting way.

You see, everything you ever have or ever will consume for the purpose of your own sustenance was, at some point, alive.

Some items are even alive right up to and until such time as they drop into the extremely corrosive pool of digestive juices inside you. Aside from the obvious meats, plants, and eggs that I'm certain a vast portion of you have consumed, there are yogurts and cheeses (which contain live cultures), and although you might be quick to point to butter, milk, or another like product, even they have undergone pasteurization for the exclusive purpose of killing shit that might ruin either it, or you.

Do you support the death penalty, the use of deadly force, drones, war, chemical castration, or ownership of lethal weapons capable of killing more than one person at a time?

Yes? Then you're not pro-life.

Are you willing to feed, clothe, house, and support any and every child on Earth, regardless of its relation / lack thereof to you, and / or part with your money for purposes of same?

No? Then you're not pro-life.

Do you come equipped with a vagina, or do you have any plans to become outfitted with one in the future?

Yes? Then you ought to retain the rights of ownership.

No? Then, I invite you once again to remain speechless until such time as you can raise valid counterpoints.
Any stupidity, intended or implied, on your part will result in further derision, scorn, and contempt.

Have a nice day.