Thinking 101

Alright, let's think, people (and by the way, you should've seen that pun coming a mile off).

We live in the 21st century now. Just this morning, on a purported news program, I saw mention of a Facebook phone, and an Apple ring that would allow you to change channels... A fucking ring. As in Hal Jordan doesn't feel like trying to find the remote. If you don't know who Hal Jordan is, get out from under that rock and do some research.

Anyway, why, in this day and age, are we still fucking around with trying to figure out how to make laws that are fair and good for everyone (and might I add, failing horribly)? Have you heard about the latest abomination coming out of N. Carolina? They're trying to pass legislation declaring an official state religion!

I shit thee not, dear readers.

They're actually trying to pass a law that doesn't simply fly in the face of the constitution, it belittles it, tells it it's not good enough, and kicks it like a lazy redheaded stepchild.

Here's my suggestion to N. Carolina (which I will now call NoCo, because the similarities are just that tight):

If you intend to excise a fundamental right given to all American citizens under the grandaddy of governing documents, you ought to secede, give up all the other rights and freedoms afforded to you by same, and give your residents ample time to move out of your own little country. It isn't fair or right to force any religion onto anyone. It isn't even fair to indoctrinate or baptize children, and you want to have an official, enforceable religion?!

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MINDS!?

They tried that in Germany in the 30s and 40s. It didn't work out too well.

At least give your citizens the choice. You owe them that. You're charged with governing a large group of citizens (with an equally large variety of viewpoints) fairly, and justly. It's time for this primitive bullshit to go.

You're part of the United States of America in the 21st century, you're NOT a tribe of neanderthals trying to figure out who should be in charge of the newly discovered bright, burny thing.

Fucking act like it!

Fucking think!

Some of you believe Gawd gave you a brain, some believe Allah did, and some, like me, know it's the result of ages of evolution in an increasingly complex environment. In this case, it doesn't matter who's right, it just matters that you use the damned thing.