Well, it looks like someone finally used some common sense and approved the morning after pill for women and girls of all ages.
Good.
It's about fucking time this country demonstrated a little progress.
Turns out, it seems, it isn't just women over seventeen that have to worry about unplanned, uninvited, or uniformed pregnancy. Looks like someone finally had the cajones to say, "Hey, MTV and TLC, fuck your ratings."
Don't worry, folks, there will still be plenty of candidates for 16 and Pregnant, Teenage Mom, I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant, and the newest TLC show, I Just Like Totally Like to Party.
As a matter of fact, this very moment, there's a girl on the train who can't be older than fourteen, and reeks profoundly of diapers and formula.
But at least she's in her school uniform, which means she's trying.
Ladies and gentlemen (because, yes, this is important to everyone), I like to think I have at least a rudimentary understanding of biology. That being said, I'm relatively certain the human uterus doesn't give a half a fuck if the person in which it resides has reached a certain age (or even gotten their driver's license).
You want proof?
Look at an apple tree. All the apples don't fall at exactly the same time. They don't fall because it's six A.M. on Saturday, and that's what they're supposed to do.
They fall when they're ripe.
Period (take that pun and shove it).
Nature cares naught for timing. Ask anyone who's washed their car and parked I it under a tree.
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