It seems to me, there are laws of the universe perhaps more immutable than the laws of physics.
Put your pointer fingers away, and close your mouths, I haven't finished yet.
One such example is that nothing moves faster than the speed of light.
I've found lately, that in a rather ethereal sense, I might have to disagree with that. It seems life itself moves faster than the speed of light.
Oh... I see...
You want a Q.E.D.
Fine.
How many times has something in your life happened faster than you ever saw coming?
Hold that thought a moment.
Can you see light?
I rest my case.
I know I haven't updated here in a good bit, and I promise you, readers, I mean to correct that. At the moment, though... well, certain things in my life are moving significantly faster than a hundred eighty six miles per second, and I'm trying desperately to keep pace.
Perhaps I should just strap in and let it take me where it will.
I rather like the sound of that.
I find myself grasping at straws to find something to get angry about. This isn't a bad thing. It's mostly the result of a severe lack of news exposure.
Even the Shaggy Christ needs a rest every now and again.
Last time I needed a break and didn't take one, one was forced on me.
It was a psychotic one.
There were swords involved.
And police.
And doctors.
And medicines I'd never heard of.
I'll not go down that road again, thank you.
Too much now to risk.
Hang in there, I'll be back.
I implore your patience, and invoke my right as your jester to do so.
You will be rewarded, I assure you.
Love and promises,
1 Evil Mofo
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